THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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