I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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