The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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