trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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