Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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