just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dick very happy bro
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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