so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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