I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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