do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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