accomplished twins. life is a go
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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