BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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