He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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