Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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