Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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