my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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