we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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