Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
