Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She bit a glass in half.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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