Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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