No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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