I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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