hotel room ftw
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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