So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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