drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There's a naked man in my car right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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