You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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