ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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