Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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