I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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