No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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