omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it glows. i had to have it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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