My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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