i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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