Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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