i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Randomize
