You're so nebulous sometimes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
tell me about the fingering
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