Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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