it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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