I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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