So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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