I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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