We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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