happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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