thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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