We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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