At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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