i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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