let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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