I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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