i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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