I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
