There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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