Already got asked if we're dating
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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